AUTHOR: Sashie TITLE: Rolling On the Floor Laughing DATE: Monday, July 10, 2006 ----- BODY: Oh hoho! So I am at home feeling sorry for myself because:

#1 I am depressed and require three forms of medication to simply exist as a human.
#2 My family is currently shutting me out because I am no longer one of Jehovah's Witnesses and have considered having normal life that does not conform to their freakish standards. FREAKING FREAKISH FRICK AND FUCKIN FRACK.
#3 I suspect that my "boyfriend" (in quotes because his status is currently in question) is fully tired of the first two reasons I am feeling sorry for myself and I DON"T FUCKIN BLAME HIM.

HOWEVER, just in time to save my from my depths of despair I stumble upon the geekiest of geeky shows with a Paris Hilton flair "World Series of Pop Culture". What?! It's like Trivial Pursuit but with teams and on on VH-1! YEAH! How can I be on this show? Actually I wouldn't make it because the geeky geeksters seem to be really into COMICS. HAHAHA. That's not so much my program but god bless 'em they are totally into it. Peace and love to the geeks yo. With a totally serious host in a suit. LOVE IT.

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